Saturday, May 2, 2009

Funny Church Signs


* Each service is different. We leave the repeats to TV.

* As you pass this little church,
be sure to plan a visit.
So when at last you’re carried in,
God won’t ask, “Who is it?”

* Speak well of your enemies. After all, you made them.

* God is perfect. Only humans make misteaks.

* We are the soul agents in this area.

* The meek shall inherit the earth. If that’s alright with you.

* Happy Easter to our Christian friends. Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. To our atheist friends – good luck!

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