A man was coming out of church after Easter services, and the pastor was standing at the door to shake hands.
He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.
The pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The man said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The pastor asked, "Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
The man whispered, "I'm in the secret service!"
The pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
The man said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The pastor asked, "Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
The man whispered, "I'm in the secret service!"
No comments:
Post a Comment