Rejected Titles for Hymns

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BY MOLLIE WILSON

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God, You Can Be Such a Jerk Sometimes

Even Cripples Praise Your Name

Faith of My In-Laws

Cleanse My Scalp of Dandruff, Lord

Another Rainy Day. Great. Thanks a Lot.

"Holy" like a Doughnut, "Holy" like Swiss Cheese

Just One More Hour, and Then We Go Home

O Saints Who Died in Gruesome Ways

Jesus is More Than Alright with Me

You Have to Admit, This Sounds Pretty Farfetched

I Thank Thee, God, for Buttocks Firm

O Lord, We Really Prefer Not to Know

Alleluia, Schmalleluia


Writers were challenged to put lyrics to the above titles. To see what one wrote for "O Saints Who Died in Grusome Ways, go here.